no chance, no way, I won't say

Thursday, July 10, 2008 Y 2:00 AM

"you must blog about me today because i'm leaving, okay?"

my brother got enlisted into NS today, so i missed school to attend his 4hour long ceremony thing. it's not a plausible excuse not to go to school, but it doesn't really matter. so my mum'll be writing a letter, not with that stupid NS excuse of course. i fell sick after i came home. & serene thought i was a guy when i called her at night cause my voice sounded hoarse /: so she was like,"who are you?" cause my home number is private.. i'm off to see the doctor first thing tomorrow! hopefully, he will give me 2 days mc, then i wouldn't be in school the whole week :D hopefully. but the last time he offered that, i said no need. SO STUPID, RIGHT? haar.

i think the whole tucking-in-shirt rule is lame /:
my brother was telling me that the out of the 4 companies, the W company is the slackest & the V company is the most xiong one. the difference is so huge, one has like a 4hour break & the other a 5 minute break. so W was his obvious preference right. then during the tour (without the enlistees), the tourguide was like "this is where your sons will be sleeping." points at the building, before announcing, "the V company!" & i was like HAHAHA in my heart (:<

THIS IS THE BEST CANTEEN WESTERN FOOD EVER!

i told my brother i should get enlisted cause i'm such a good
role model for finishing everything. it's pretty spotless, isn't it?
i even ate my second brother's share (:

even my oldest brother didn't finish his food.. cause he had no appetite.
but it's okay, cause i helped with the veggies!

now there's only ben & i left ):

there was a presentation about what the enlistees will get, & the presenter was pretty whacky:

x: "your sons will be given a belt, so that they can tighten their pants in case they find that they lose weight during this time."

x:"your sons will be given.. ___, ___, ___.. shaver.." *screens GILETTE FUSION RAZOR SHAVER. & the whole crowd goes 'woah NS life not bad ah- branded shaver somemore.'

my oldest brother went for a haircut before getting enlisted:

B: How come you don't want to just shave your head bald?
N: Cause they'll be shaving my head bald there.
B: But you might as well just shave off your hair right?
N: Since i'm paying 2bucks for the haircut there, i might as well make full use of it.

so my brother left some hair for the SAF barber to cut -_-